HELLMOUTHS

cupcakesandtv:

Johansson was so determined to avoid looking like a movie star pretending to be a zookeeper running on empty and fueled only by her devotion to her motley assortment of big cats, zebras, and kangaroos that she refused to wear makeup for the film. A big deal for a female movie star, but it works, helping to anchor her performance in the details of actual manual labor—shoveling shit, feeding slabs of red meat to the lion and tigers—that we don’t see much of in American movies. (x)

#i’m sorry what? #that’s what your face looks like without any makeup? #well fuck me#i’m done #i give up

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goldenfleeces:

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~~*~*i can be anything*~*~~

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posted 2 hours ago with 461 notes

coffeecupsandllamas:

theannieplanet:

theannieplanet:

theannieplanet:

so i naturally have these bags under my eyes, right, no matter what i do they dont go away

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anyway so i found out if i stretch my face and tip it up and to the side they go away

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so im just gonna walk around like this forever

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“HEY GUYS”

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ive stopped fighting it

get this post to 100,000 notes

god fucking damnit

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(via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

beyoncevevo:

catswithbenefits:

catswithbenefits:

where did the little girl go when the bomb went off?

everywhere

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jenoshmellark:

When an actor stumbles into their fandom on Tumblr:

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darkness-matters:

teastars:

breebird33:

wessasaurus-rex:

The first time i saw this vine, i laughed so hard. 

YESSS MY FAVORITE!!!!

I ALMOST SHOVED MY COMPUTER OFF MY DESK OH GOD

I said that this couldn’t be that great.

I was so wrong.

(Source: lanactrlaltdelrey, via huggedhemmo)

Anonymous: you look fucking stupid in a dress, DUDE

dajo42:

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come closer one second

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little closer

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okay close enough

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i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?

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that would be me.

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do you know what this crown means?

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it means i look fucking cute

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and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt

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now as your fucking queen, i royally declare

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that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema

sassykardashian:

sassykardashian:

"haven’t spoken since 2 years" I WONDER WHY KEVHIN, I FUCKING WONDER WHY

sassykardashian:

sassykardashian:

"haven’t spoken since 2 years" I WONDER WHY KEVHIN, I FUCKING WONDER WHY

(Source: sassykardashian, via orgasm)

breakcorechoirboy:

cknd:

dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join

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(via orgasm)

titsandtwosugars:

I’m never taking it off

titsandtwosugars:

I’m never taking it off

(via spoken-not-written)

Expectations Vs. Reality / Game of thrones

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evictedfromjupiter:

Heroes of Olympus x Avatar

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posted 8 hours ago with 1,672 notes

gnarly:

same

(Source: lawebloca, via spoken-not-written)

balconyscene:

whitegirlsaintshit:

shotquns:

hot doctor game too strong

i hope i fucking die in his arms and pass him a release form that says he can fuck my dead corpse pussy in front of all my loved ones at my funeral.

you should probably go outside and get some fresh air

balconyscene:

whitegirlsaintshit:

shotquns:

hot doctor game too strong

i hope i fucking die in his arms and pass him a release form that says he can fuck my dead corpse pussy in front of all my loved ones at my funeral.

you should probably go outside and get some fresh air

(Source: shotquns, via prettying)